i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
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