carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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