Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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