She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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