i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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