It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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