like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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