She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Terrible idea I love it
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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