I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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