my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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