I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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