This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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