what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Damn victory sex feels great
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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