you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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