covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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