Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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