Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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