So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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