You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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