guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
