I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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