ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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