There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
there's paper in my vomit.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
