Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
