i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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