I'm drive I can fine osifer
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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