you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I'm both gender and math confused
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