And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Randomize
