wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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