how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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