nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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