One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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