dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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