Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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