All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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