I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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