umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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