If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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