You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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