____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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