You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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