Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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