Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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