Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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