It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
You took a bar mat shot.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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