is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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