drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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