Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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