Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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