we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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