My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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