are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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