Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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