I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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