so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
im holly from the hills drunk
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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