my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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